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Friday Funnies

It’s Friday! Let’s party!

I love Fridays. My to-do list is piled high and I’m going to attempt to get everything done before it’s time to pick Ben up from the airport tonight. Plenty of time if I hop-to-it once work is over with.

The weekend plan is to spend some time over with the family and I’m sure I’ll get some more adorable puppy pics for you all.

Not sure why, but I felt in the mood for some funny jokes today and thought I would share. Hope they make you all smile!

Have a rock’in Friday!

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only).

He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).”

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, “S-H-I-T.”

The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly “T-G-I-F” another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, “S-H-I-T.”

The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, “T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It’s Friday, get it?”

The man answered, “Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.”

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It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
American Proverb

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Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?
Of course, why would Friday be an exception?   Anon

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2 Responses

  1. Happy Friday!!

  2. hahahaha these are great! Happy Friday!

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